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blagorious

The phenomenon of something being so ridiculous and shameful that is becomes beautiful.
(a la former Illinois Governer Rob Blagovich and this is credited to comedian Christian Finnegan on Countdown with Keith Olberman tonite Feb 4, 2009)
The rock career of Russell Crow is blagorious.
by jacannon February 4, 2009
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bagok cheeks

The term used to describe the dents in your face where your cheeks used to be after being cracked out on crystal meth for way too long.
That guy,(insert name of favorite tweaker here), has definitely been "on it" lately, look at his (or her) bagok cheeks!
by Jazi Jenn September 16, 2007
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Douche Bagorean Theorem

two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in hell that they will get with her.
Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
by D3ATHB1A2MER May 19, 2010
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Blagology

The Study of Blagging. once you have studied Blagology you can qualify to become a Blagologist see www.blagology.com University of Blagology
The Blagology examinations once passed allowed one to become a fully fledged Blagologist and enter into the elite world.
by opalfruit December 2, 2009
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Blagoflage

The act of concealing utter inability through the relentless spouting of pathetic imaginary excuses.
'Dude! You didn't pay the rent again!'
'I know man, I had to spend all the money on getting my x-box shipped to Azerbaijan.'
'Why?'
'Because Emma came over and like completely got it on with me and Steve-o. And then we deciced to setup a Gamer's co-operative for disadvantaged children out in Azerbaijan.'
'Quit your blagoflage, fool. Just pay the god-damn rent.'
by saltrem_rogers September 23, 2011
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Bagoodas

Breasts that have such emmense cleavage that they can be wrapped around a person.
Damn G, her bagoodas are like constricters!
by Baron Van Poop October 8, 2003
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Bagonga

Kallari is after my bagonga!
by Bagonga dongus September 5, 2018
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