Beanaz

A lame ass dude who is never down, always snitching on the reg's, and is never a roadman. Not to be confused or misused with a racial slur.

Beanaz: If you don't do xyz the way I want it i'm not down for it

Roadman: But the whole crew is down tho

Beanaz: Nah left it still

Roadman: You fuckin' Beanaz

by a_real_roadman June 4, 2018

Beaner executioner

A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.

Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!

Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?

Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!

by Hammer of Jesus May 2, 2019

Old Bean

1. A friendly form of address to a man.

Great to see you Old Bean!

by The Only Old Bean July 4, 2019

bamanboi

Ever wondered what would happen if you combined a tea kettle, a stove, a microphone, cyka, blyat, a Youtube account, and an internet connection?

You get Bamanboi.

What fucking madman let a literal boiling tea kettle Bamanboi access the internet please make it stop I'm on my knees begging.

by DipTheFox May 11, 2016

Hooman bean

Human being

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.

by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019

UWU smol bean

Oh yes, “UWU smol beans”. They tend to only speak to you if you look “cute” or if your name is “Jake”, and also have an obsession with cookies. Every time you speak to them there’s a chance they might hit you with a “;-;”, or a “.-.”, and they average around 3’1 to 4’5 feet. They use strange legs, a weird torso, and weird looking arms to make them look smaller than they should be. There’s also a 70% chance they make “Gacha Videos” and are fake anime lovers.

Y/N: Hello! UWU smol bean: ;-; Y/N: ? UWU smol bean: .-.

by meryaleen January 18, 2021

Momma's Bean

An affectionate and alternative referral to the clit or clitoris on your wife or girlfriend.

Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015