by Your Mom April 11, 2005
by -Small 13yr old jew May 28, 2018
1.(v.) To use something without permission
while you're using it the person whom owns it has no idea you're using said object, and will never know you've used it.
Even if they do know their life will never be any different because of it.
while you're using it the person whom owns it has no idea you're using said object, and will never know you've used it.
Even if they do know their life will never be any different because of it.
a. I didn't pay my Internet bill so I'm beefing off my neighbors wi-fi.
b. I didn't bring anything to entertain myself on the plane so i'm beefin' some entertainment from the Guy's laptop next to me. (too bad he's watching airwolf)
c. I didn't bring my own umbrella so i'm walking right behind this old lady with a giant umbrella.
b. I didn't bring anything to entertain myself on the plane so i'm beefin' some entertainment from the Guy's laptop next to me. (too bad he's watching airwolf)
c. I didn't bring my own umbrella so i'm walking right behind this old lady with a giant umbrella.
by jinxamillion February 20, 2011
by Huzzah4lyfe September 04, 2004
A beef is very unfortunate.......
We all know what a fart is and a lot of us will probably know what a queef is (vaginal fart)......a beef is both of them together.
So as you squeeze out your regular every day fart from your butt, you also happen to release vaginal air at the same time due to you baring down thus creating a 'BEEF'.
We all know what a fart is and a lot of us will probably know what a queef is (vaginal fart)......a beef is both of them together.
So as you squeeze out your regular every day fart from your butt, you also happen to release vaginal air at the same time due to you baring down thus creating a 'BEEF'.
Elson: "OMG I just strained to get rid of this fart and I did a queef too".
Cooke: Haha you dirty bitch, you just did a rip roaring beef!
Cooke: Haha you dirty bitch, you just did a rip roaring beef!
by vous69 July 28, 2011
The male equivalent to the queef, where air exits the penis, however in this case is a result of excessive ejaculation or simply old age.
Also referred to as beefing.
Also referred to as beefing.
1. I came so much that my dick is now beefing.
2. I'm so old that when your grandmother and I my make whoopie my wiener beefs.
2. I'm so old that when your grandmother and I my make whoopie my wiener beefs.
by Shin Kintsurugi September 23, 2012
by Cassien0va July 28, 2019