by MTISM September 22, 2005
Get the buffed mug.When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.
by Rideher October 30, 2011
Get the Buffer Period mug.An event in which three or more buttholes of all shapes and sizes are readily available for the insertion of ones finger in order to taste and review said butthole. Similar to a wine tasting, the taster is to insert his or her finger to the first knuckle, rotate the finger clockwise 180 degrees and remove. The taster now has what is known as a "poop finger". Hints of dinner and notes of the butthole owners overall health and diet should be noted and discussed. Next, place the poop finger inside your mouth and leave it on your tounge one second for every 10 years the butthole has aged. Exhale and enjoy.
Last nights butthole buffet was great! They brought in that elderly Korean man with the heavy curry diet, a newbie butthole from Ireland, a donkey from Central America, and a Thia ladyboy hooker. I used the same finger 3 times in a row and made a butthole suicide. It was by far most diverse buffet to date
by Blank thoughts November 9, 2012
Get the Butthole Buffet mug."Jimmy Buffett is famous for his ability to help his fans escape to a tropical world of beaches and cool breezes". Jimmy Buffett opened the doors of the Caribbean feeling to people in the U.S., becoming one of the most popular artists of today. While he is commonly known for "Cheeseburger in Paradise" and "Margaritaville", his true fans know that it is songs like "The Weather is Here I wish you were Beautiful", "Fins", "A Pirate Looks at Fourty", and "One Particular Harbour", plus about 200 other songs that prove him to be the talented song writer he is. Jimmy Buffett created his Phan club of Parrottheads: a group of fun alcoholics who work too hard and listen to Buffett as a way of winding down. Or, a group of lazy beach bums. Either way, fan's of Buffett love him and his music for all it is. At the same time, we all know he couldn't be the same artist without the help of his Coral Reefers.
by BananaWind May 2, 2005
Get the Jimmy Buffett mug.When a man or woman makes their ass available for multiple poundings at a time from multiple partners.
by Ryan Eaves May 6, 2006
Get the butthole buffet mug.Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.
It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.
by W.vs.I November 29, 2009
Get the No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet mug.A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.
Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?
by LeBain December 4, 2007
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