bavel

Not quite a bagel, the "filling in" of the hole by surrounding bread produces a navel.

Bavels are uglier than bagels.

by Milo March 20, 2004

Badeauer

Someone who continually tells Greg S. that he has issues. This typically happens in editorially Chat Rooms.

There was a Badeauer in Monday's editorial chat.

by greg December 27, 2004

Bavarian Necktie

When Partner A takes a shit on Partner B's chest starting at the lower neck going down to top of the stomach, forming a necktie shape.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bavarian Necktie.

by Killerfuzzball1 November 18, 2011

Bavarian Papsmear

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

by The Bausage December 3, 2007

bavarian creamsickle

An act in which a man jizzes and puts it into a blender. He then adds ice and blends them into a frozen treat. Once blended the guy dips his dick into the mix and recieves a blowjob from his partner.

Christina: Gill let me enjoy a bavarian creamsickle last night it was delicious!

Gill: Man, Christina sucked on my bavarian creamsickle as if it was the best popsicle she has ever had.
J HAM: Damn i wish i could get blown.

by KingOfTheSwing June 23, 2006

Bavarian marching powder

Cocaine. That's it. Nothing special. Google it for explanation.

Ted: Man, I could sure go for some Bavarian marching powder.

Mike: WORD.

by Spanks McScoops June 11, 2006

bavarian cream

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole

he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream

by Andre Linoge January 8, 2008