The Batman

To kill someone's parents

" why did you do the Batman on Sara keeth"

"Idk got bored"

by Me is I and us June 30, 2019

Batman that Ho

When you cum into a girl's hair, and mold the hair to have two spikes sticking out... mostly cuz you hate the bitch...

Fred: Dude, Bitch was acting up, so I decided to get my revenge...

Dude: You didn't?

Fred: oh yeah, I had to Batman that Ho!

by Rwasb March 22, 2009

suburban batman

Any tool that wears his phone clipped to his belt making it look like Batman's utility belt.

"Hey look at the dork with his cell phone clipped to his belt, what a suburban batman! I wonder if he has his grapling gun and shark repellent attached to his belt as well"

by bjwilliams April 16, 2008

Batman And Robin

Either a term for a gay couple, or a man and a very young boy whom you suspect are engaging in sexual intercourse. If you spot the latter please report it to the local authorities.

Dude, I'm calling the cops cuz I see Batman and Robin, and Batman's grabbing Robin's ass!

by Steve22 September 23, 2005

Batmanning

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles

Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"

by mrbigmclargehuge September 1, 2011

Batman and Robin

The worst batman movie ever

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Batman and robin?

Guy 2: Yeah, that movie fucking sucks

by SpasticMicrophone April 15, 2014

Batman

When someone is performing fellatio on you and you thrust a little too deep, thus damaging their vocal cords and causing them to speak in the characteristically raspy voice of Christian Bale's Batman.

"Wtf is wrong with your girlfriend's voice?"
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015