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Batman

When someone is performing fellatio on you and you thrust a little too deep, thus damaging their vocal cords and causing them to speak in the characteristically raspy voice of Christian Bale's Batman.
"Wtf is wrong with your girlfriend's voice?"
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."
by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015
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Batman and Robin

A male homosexual couple characterized by a very masculine man(Batman) and a very effeminate man (Robin).
Batman and Robin:

Robin: Oh Batman, your big muscles and Batmobile are so fabulous!

Batman: Thanks, Robin, but let's keep this affair on the DL.
by oiadubn June 2, 2007
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Batman

While having sex doggy style, you have to subtly grab the drapes and tie them around your neck to make a mantle (works best with dark or black drapes). When its done you now start to hummm the batman song. From that you continue until your partner notice you are humuming and when (s)he ask what you are doing you start signing out loud, Batman, Batman.

High chance of self cock-block do at your own risk
guy 1 : Man, i cock blocked myself

guy 2 : How?

guy 1 : I did Sherly a batman, you should have seen her face, i couldn't stop laughing
by bate man July 21, 2010
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The Goddam Batman

An individual who is the supreme, undisputed master of something, someone, someplace or just everything.
What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Do you know who I am? I'm the goddam Batman!
by Zombie Matt September 13, 2008
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Batman Syndrome

A completely real disease where the sufferer cannot stop themselves from blurting out "Because I'm Batman!"at every arising opportunity.
"Hey guys, did you hear about Bruce? I heard he has the symptoms of Batman Syndrome."
"Yeah I saw him the other night, he's got it bad. He was on the hood of some unsuspecting woman's car wearing a cape and a mask yelling something about him being Batman."
by THE doctor... April 20, 2014
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Negatory batman

way of saying no. its pretty epic.
by dicks a hoy October 1, 2010
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Holy Jalapeno Batman

A term used when anything is exceptionally crazy, intriguing, or spicy.
Holy Jalapeno Batman, that dude has man-boobs!
by speediesnail September 25, 2005
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