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Awkward Stacking 

-Awkward Stacking- occurs when an awkward moment happens in a chat room , and the person on the other end of the conversation stops replying, and you keep adding more messages hoping to break the ice not knowing that your only making the moment more uncomfortable. This usually amounts up in the other person getting annoyed or freaked out and logging off.
(An analogy for this is like being a cardboard box manufacturer. Someone who keeps stacking boxes over an awkward moment hoping to fix it. But dosent realize that the more Boxes he stacks on top of it equals it being even harder to clear up the moment.)
~below is an example of Awkward Stacking~
(chat room)
Awesomeness151- Hi whats up?
Katie575- oh hey =)
Awesomeness151- you looked cute in that skirt today
Katie575-ummm....yeah
Awesomeness151-totally lol
(6 minutes go by without a reply.)
Awesomeness151- lmao im awesome
Awesomeness151-soooooo....
Awesomeness151-umm how was your day?
Awesomeness151-Mine was aight =D
Awesomeness151- Just feeding my dog =]
Awesomeness151-......
Awesomeness151-so what you wanna talk about? lol XD
(Katie575 is now offline.)
Awesomeness151- alright koolz talk to you tomorrow then.
Awkward Stacking by Alejandro Cruz December 22, 2008
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Awkward Awkward 

Interjection. Used when confronted with an awkward situation and one awkward does not suffice.
Ben: Do you have a crush on John?
Audrey: Awkward awkward...
Awkward Awkward by awkwardawkward October 30, 2011

awkward emily 

the act of somebody walking awkwardly into a room while only wearing a towel.
Frank: oh hey claudine.
oh shit you're in towel! *awkward emily*
awkward emily by platypus2008 August 2, 2008

Awkward Deal 

When an awkward situation happens and you get a positive outcome.
"Dude some Homeless guy gave me 100 dollars"
"Thats an awkward deal"
Awkward Deal by Wooplah April 24, 2009

Awkward Middle 

The area in the center of a circle of people playing hackey-sack where no one can easliy reach.
Ah man. We had it going for ever. Damn awkward middle.

awkward money 

Money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money.
I borrowed awkward money from my friend, who requested that I pay him back in quarters.
awkward money by brokenxcupz June 15, 2012

Awkward Zoo 

The collection of all of the awkward animals. Each animal within the awkward zoo has its own awkward physical motion to make any awkward situation, more awkward, in hopes to make it less awkward, but usually just makes you look like an idiot.
Situation: running into your neighbor in then lobby of your apartment after having drunk sex with them the night before

You: hi.
Them: hey:
***awkward silence***
You: {{{pull out a hand motion of an awkward zoo animal}}}
Awkward Zoo by Betsy is Awesome April 16, 2013