Assventure

to explore or venture in to ones ass , to enter ones buttocks in search of what ever peaks the searchers interest .

to participate in a Assventure , he or she must bend over and begin to explore ones anal area.

by a sneaky snake March 13, 2015

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To Assange someone

To send a dossier, or compilation of documents, to ruin someone.

To Assange someone: She stabbed me in the back so I Assanged her. What? I FedExd a dossier to her lover. Once she gets it... Wait and watch her world explode.

by FedEx ... Expediting karma July 12, 2011

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The act of having sexual relations with more than one partner within a short period of time.

Where, upon discovering of the concurrent nature of your relations, the partners conspire to destroy your life.

Named for Julian Assange’s misadventures in Sweden which have seen him facing extradition.

Tom thought he was a bit of a player sleeping with two girls from his work in the same week.

It wasn't until they conspired to have him fired that he realised he'd had a Menage Assange.

by Smarticus101 August 20, 2012

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To pull an Assange

To slip off a condom on purpose.... after express orders have been given to use one (especially when done sneakily and behind a girls back!)

Background: Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder has been accused of taking off his condom after having been asked to use one and has actually been imprisoned and is likely to be extradited to Sweden for this nasty move.

The bastard pulled an Assange on me last night! Now I'll have to get the morning after pill....

He tried to pull an Assange on me! I slapped him in the face....

by ThorValkyre December 29, 2010

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