assenture

the correct pronounciation of the IT company "accenture"

"hey my aunt works at accenture"
"it's pronounced assenture!"

by sillianmurphy July 30, 2024

assethole

A heterosexual homosexual male

He’s just an assethole!

by anonymous September 13, 2023

assethole

A homosexual she male that acts like an arsehole.

Bravo is such an assethole right now! He’s dancing in the mud!

by anonymous September 13, 2023

assntittiesidous

A rare medical condition where the patient MUST see a woman’s breasts and butt to live.

Dr. “You have assntittiesidous”

by Dr. Eisenberg January 12, 2024

Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.

Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.

by XeerOh February 22, 2024

assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

assettleine

A hotly-burning gas dat's good for warming a room so dat you can relax your behind on a chair and really get calm-'n'-comfy.

On chilly days, I give my torch-welders a half-dozen short breaks --- rather than two or three lengthy ones --- throughout da workday to come in and get warm if they have to work outdoors; my theory is dat they might develop an "assettleine" feeling with an extended rest-period in da toasty break-room, and then it would be difficult to get them to drowsily budge out of their cushy seats to venture out into da freezing temperatures again.

by QuacksO April 23, 2024