assfacius

someone who is ass face. someone suffering from a disease where they cant tell the difference between their ass and face.

damn, jon is being an assfacius today

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

asskap

when your ass smells like somebody shot at it.

"damn girl your booty smell like asskap

by kijo August 6, 2009

assface

a face that looks like an ass

the child has an assface because he is a loser

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011

Assvaporation

When you feel the profound need to relieve your anal cavity and only gas escapes.

Rufus: Man last night I had to drop a duece like crazy, but when I got in there it was only an assvaporation.

Roger: Crazy...

by Gynocerus September 30, 2011

Assfag

one of the shittiest insults ever made literally an asshole and a faggot both at the same time what else can i say and this word sounds so bad i used to say that back in 2015 i was like 0.1 years old like wtf ok
some kids will probably say it well in fact you probably heard of it because of someone you totally hate or someshit

assfag

by okthankslol August 5, 2016

Assface

Marco Gencarelli

Shutup Assface

by pattywhackmtsack November 3, 2016

assaphile

One who is or acts like an asshole daily.

"Man you're acting like a real assaphile."

by Bbkf04 April 10, 2017