affected

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.

After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".

by sandbags92 December 2, 2015

affectionary

Confectionary that is consumed in order to fill that hole in your life that is caused by not recieving affection from anyone.

I have no friends, so I'm addicted to affectionary.

by Sally Sparrow August 20, 2010

Mutual Affective Consolidation

Mutual Affective Consolidation (MAC for short) is when your feelings and emotions are consolidated with a mutual individual, preferably a very close and/or intimate one.

Expressing and reflecting on your feelings alone might make yourself feel better, but they lack consolidation. Having someone by your side consolidates those feelings and makes you feel complete. This is not proven, but I think it probably has something to do with the hormone oxytocin. This hormone gets released during very intimate social interactions such as hugging, bonding, and sex. When you deeply express your emotions and feelings, your body is actively waiting to release a full rush of oxytocin but does not because it doesn't detect any social input. In a way, having someone by your side allows you to imprint your emotions onto them, thereby triggering a release of oxytocin. This rush of oxytocin is what makes you feel complete and fulfilled. Again this is all just speculation.

After a brutal day, Sarah was very depressed. She could've cried herself to sleep but instead she called her friend over and she cried her feelings out with her, which made her feel a lot better. Sarah just experienced Mutual Affective Consolidation.

Derek was just not getting the satisfaction he desired when pleasuring himself. After getting a new girlfriend, Derek didn't ask for any sexual favors initially, he just asked her to be by his side when pleasuring himself. He found that pleasuring himself (and climax) with his girlfriend beside him felt much better than when doing it alone. He suspects that Mutual Affective Consolidation is the reason for that.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022

Dunning-Kruger Affect

When someone overestimates their ability to understand the Dunning-Kruger Effect, yet misguidedly discusses it ad nauseam in a pretentious drone as if they discovered it.

“Goddamnit! Deborah is suffering from the Dunning-Kruger Affect. She keeps frontin’ about other people’s cognitive biases, ironically unaware that she’s a text book example of what she speaks.”

by MenstrualKrampus December 18, 2020

Jabrina Affect

when two people like each other and are shipped together but when they finally find out that they like each other and you think the ships will sail one partner ends up not liking the other partner and the ship sails

Jimmy: Yeah so we where about to go out but she doesn’t like me anymore.
Jhon: sorry man, Jabrina affect

by hot_olive_lamp June 1, 2018

The Harry Styles affect

When a group of people believe that a shit song is actually good because of the artist who released it

Did you hear that new cardi b song?its a banger

Ye its actually shit its just the Harry styles affect

by Zanderrr December 5, 2019

Seasonal Affective Disorder

A condition hipsters invented to explain why they are grumpy

Hey man, cool tribal tattoo. How come Joe didn't ride his fixed gear bike into to the coffee shop today? He must be really suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder.

by rorgy February 19, 2012