Averbate

To masturbate and shit oneself in the process. Projectile semen is also a result.

Dr Avery Averbated all over the biology textbooks.

I have to shit--time to averbate.

by Afterthought Theory November 28, 2003

False Advertisement

when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM she fine" then you see her up close and youur like "DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM" she nasty. Primarily happens when she has a nice body and a butterface (meaning she's good "but her face")

Last week alex saw this hot girl at Macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. He was like thats False advertisement.

by Franklin gribble August 27, 2006

Advertainment

Advertisement cunningly disguised as entertainment.

"The lion king" theatrical show.

by nodelete April 17, 2003

advertiser

the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn

Sean : dude what are you doing?

Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid advertiser took me to a online dating site

by @zzhole May 14, 2015

advertisement

paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004

YouTube Advertisements

The thing that people need to realize why they can watch videos even without an account.
Also the reason there is no subscription or video limits like on other sites.

In other words, they make YouTube free.
So please, spare them the 30 seconds to 1m30s of your 22 minute video.

(typical internet argument)

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@Youtube990
What for? The Youtube Advertisements, it's only 45 seconds.
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
Durr it wastes 45 seconds of peoples lives! Now give them back *insert video uploader name here*!
Youtube990
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@Youtube990 74 b
You rather want to pay to watch a 12 min vid then?
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mind=blown
Youtube990

by Frozen-Flame December 7, 2011

adversity

A clan full of gay whiny bitch faggots, lead by a dumb ass bitch faggot named forza and the gay slutty faggots that followed him. A bitch clan that broke of Pa, who though they could do Better LOLS --> EPIC FAIL! These faggot gay whiny whore bitches lasted 1 month and got their asses whooped by PA in a Full out war whereas PA lasted 14 months. Who's better now faggots. Bitches keep sucking on your dad.

Kid: Hey mom make sure I don't pull an adversity like that gay runescape clan "adversity" or better known as adverweeny.

by Pa Ftw March 25, 2008