2 definition by Afterthought Theory

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To masturbate and shit oneself in the process. Projectile semen is also a result.
Dr Avery Averbated all over the biology textbooks.

I have to shit--time to averbate.
by Afterthought Theory November 28, 2003

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The rolls of fat that lay on a really big woman's back just below the shoulder bones. They are antiboobies.
Look at the boobles on that one--nasty.
by Afterthought Theory November 28, 2003

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