adopted cat

derogatory term for calling a girl who got a new boy friend after she got dumped.
mainly use in Japan.

Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you

by SpeedyL June 30, 2011

Adopt me

A game of scamming on roblox. Use your mind and don't give away your pets idiot its not that hard :).

Guy1: Bro I got scammed on adopt me. Guy2: Oh Dang that sucks im not surprised..

by never ever seen them November 23, 2020

adopt me

a roblox game that 7yrolds play

hey, wanna play adopt me?
“bro no”

by vylz November 14, 2021

Adopt A Highway

The greatest rock band ever

Are you going to the Adopt A Highway concert tonight?

by John October 17, 2004

adoption

taking a familyless child into one's home and family, to care for it as one's own.

A lot of anti-choicers think that people should opt for adoption rather than abortion, but how many of those up-for-adoption children have the pro-lifers adopted? The problem with adoption is that thanks to 'great' innovations such as IVF and other means of forcing the body to become pregnant when it clearly thinks that it is a bad idea (i.e., harmful recessive genes, repeated miscarriages, etc.), people no longer have to resort to adoption to get the child they so badly want since they'd rather have a child of their own. Out of those few who do adopt, they usually only adopt healthy newborn babies, while handicapped and older children must grow up without families. There are far more children who are up for adoption than who are being adopted... sad but true.

by Child Hatter May 27, 2003

adoption

adoption is the practice of one family raising a child born to another family. All parties in the "adoption triad" -- the three groups consisting of the birth parent(s), adoptive parent(s) and adoptee -- are grieving in some way. The baby or young child who is adopted grieves for the loss of their biologic family, and this feeling of isolation and loss can be life-lone, no matter how loving the adoptive family is. The birth parents grieve for the child they gave up (willingly or unwillingly). And the adoptive parents grieve (often for years) over being unable to have children "of their own" before they adopt -- or they think they are "saving" a child from an awful life, and can be quite disappointed if the adopted child is not perfect. visit www.bastardnation.com for more on all sides of the adoption question.

Adoption builds families while at the same time destroying them.

by reddogdallas January 27, 2005

Adoptive sympathy

1. When a child is adopted, EVERYONE has problems. The adoptee, the birthfamily, and...believe it or not, the adoptive family. The adoptive family is happy about adopting, don't get me wrong. But when you have "BABY STEALER!" and "YOUR NOT MY REAL PARENTS!" thrown in your face all day, you wonder why you didn't just try for a biological offspring.

2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.

1.
Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.

2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.

3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010