Accidental overdose

A lame ass excuse used by the media to describe the death of a celebrity that is caused by drugs that they took on purpose.

Dave: Did you Heath Ledger died because of an accidental overdose?

Me: Man fuck that, he knew what he was doing when he swallowed those 500 valumes. He killed himself,

by glendog May 2, 2008

by accident on purpose

Purposefully inserting the penis into the female's ass during intercourse. When the unwilling female angrily comments the male responds with "it was an accident."

I rammed my penis "by accident on purpose" into my girlfriends ass.

by Anonymous7777 May 7, 2008

Accident murderer

Someone who kills and then makes the murder to look like it was an accident.

“little accident murderer and i aint ever heard of ya". from Hit Em Up by Tupac Shakur.

by kam75xx May 3, 2020

help i accidentally summoned a lemon

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"

help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Accidental Incest

Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room.

"Mike, I had an accidental incest the other night!"
"Roll Tide"

by Nigbiscuitmcmuffin January 16, 2015

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

Horrible Shovel Accident

One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head withe shovel.

The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.

"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."

"Yeah, but she had it coming."

by PaschaSC June 4, 2007