National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

It's about to be a movie

A modern way of saying a night is going to be incredible

Whole squad is on point, drink up it's about to be a movie.

by LU75691 March 25, 2017

failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

Falcon Punch Abortion

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.

"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"

by FishFarmer December 30, 2008

Ask About Me

A phrase said after one achieves something of great importance, greatness or awesomeness to imply just how awesome one really is, therefore prompting other persons to feel obligated to ask others about how awesome you are.

Mike just made a basket from 100ft while blindfolded. Mike says, "Ask About Me!"

Jordan just ripped ass loud as hell. Jordan says, "Ask About Me!"

by pologuy June 30, 2009

Bitching about someone bitching

When a person complains so much about an individual bitching, they themselves are doing the same action as that individual.

"God damn, this dude won't stop bitching. Does he every stop bitching? I have to hear him bitch everyday. He is always bitching!"

"Hey man, you sound like you're bitching about someone bitching."

by Rhino_horse December 18, 2020