alcohol aficionado

A person who has a lot of knowledge about and is enthusiastic about alcohol, but "isn't an alcoholic."
"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol aficionado!" - Hamish Duke, The Order
by NeonPaladin27 August 29, 2020
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alcohol farts

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!
by Charles Blue-it August 06, 2018
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Alcohol Poisoning

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit
Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911
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smoking alcohol

The epitome of awesome. A must try for anyone who can breathe air in.
Proceding the events after smoking alcohol: Woah man, you smoked some Bud?! ... ya bud
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Why do people say "drugs and alcohol?"
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alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka
After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.
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alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.
I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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