Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.

"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"

by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010

cat scratch

The two or three lines shaved into a person's eyebrow. It originally was gang related but now is usually done to look super trendy and insanely cool.

girl1: "Hey you know that kid Eric? He just got a cat scratch in his eyebrow."
girl 2: "yeah i know. he's sooo cooool, i wanna be his friend."

by chiize November 12, 2010

Serbian Scratch

A way to alleviate itchiness in the testicles or scrotum in a clandestine manner by putting your hand in your pocket and scratching your balls through the fabric.

"My balls itched like the dickens in class today so I implemented the Serbian Scratch and it was all good baby"

"hell yeah, bro"

by Klappy March 31, 2009

scratcher

A tattoo artist who is untrained and usually can't tatoo worth a shit. They frequently place their clients health at risk by re-using needles, not sterilizing equipment, and not covering their machines.

"Wow, that tattoo looks all splotchy and blurred. You're artist is a fucking scratcher!"

by NChick1987 December 28, 2005

Ooh Faced Scratch Moded

owned; whos your daddy; other similar exclamations

Taken from cabin fever

Ooooooh faced scratch moded

by yo yo yo October 14, 2004

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but please leave me alone".

father: son your singing sucks. you have potato voice Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Mussolini i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays. You wont change any aspect of my personality

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

Scratchin' fleas

1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.

2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:

at least dis bitch ain't be scratchin' fleas, yo

by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011