Zoonk’d

Immaculately off your nut

I was completely ZOONK’D the other night

by skdohqbxpwnx February 22, 2020

Zonked

When someone has instantly passed out while sitting or laying down

Guy A: "Damn, Guy B just Zonked as soon as he closed his eyes"

by Deathmuffin22 February 25, 2020

Zonked

when you're intoxicated passed the point of functioning

"Dude I was so zonked at the party last night"
"Man I'm so zonked, I'm gonna pass out"

by Itchy Rat April 23, 2020

Zonked

V. Another way to say one is tired and/or fall asleep fast.

Man I am so zonked

by Mliv July 4, 2020

Zonky

A midwestern slang term synonymous with heavy.

"Jeez bud, I had a lil lift last night... holy shit she was so zonky"

by zqne November 5, 2020

Zonked

Being "zonked" is the feeling one gets after smoking a large amount of marijuana just before they green out. See "green out" for more information.

"Bro I was so Zonked last night the walls started singing to me"

by GirthQuake Jake November 11, 2020

zonk

to fall asleep

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.

by earl_sweatervest October 1, 2020