Pronunciation: (tual-zown)
Noun:
1) The very pit bottom of the relationship hierarchy where a girl considering a guy to be a friend would be consider an insult to her well being.
2) A female that befriends a guy and misleads him into thinking that they are friends but her ulterior motive is that she is using him for academics.
Noun:
1) The very pit bottom of the relationship hierarchy where a girl considering a guy to be a friend would be consider an insult to her well being.
2) A female that befriends a guy and misleads him into thinking that they are friends but her ulterior motive is that she is using him for academics.
Zak: "I think I am in the friends zone with Emily"
Vladmir: "Nah, you are only in the tool zone.."
Zak: "Why do you say that"
Vladmir:" She only comes to you for Calculus problem sets"
Vladmir: "Nah, you are only in the tool zone.."
Zak: "Why do you say that"
Vladmir:" She only comes to you for Calculus problem sets"
by Steiner Ruttenghen August 3, 2012
Get the Tool Zone mug.The Zone is an ethereal state of mind that propels you from mortal man to super human, to godlike status. Performance, whether physical or technically challenging, is elevated effortlessly beyond your normal level. You feel no pain within your body and your reactions and balance become unhumanly fast. Things that were difficult previously become effortlessly easy. Failure does not even enter your mind and does not even seem possible. You soar with the angels and ride, tall and proud beside the god Helios, upon a golden winged chariot. You have become a god among mortal men.
Unfortunately the Zone is an ephemeral place and in the way that you unknowingly entered the Zone (you just arrive, you don’t know quite how), you are unceremoniously booted out of it. This usually involves collecting all the pain that you missed out on when in the Zone and dishing it out in one big serving. Once you have left the Zone it is commonplace to try and fight your back into it, but this never works and, in fact, generally speaking the zone gets further away the harder you try to get to it.
Unfortunately the Zone is an ephemeral place and in the way that you unknowingly entered the Zone (you just arrive, you don’t know quite how), you are unceremoniously booted out of it. This usually involves collecting all the pain that you missed out on when in the Zone and dishing it out in one big serving. Once you have left the Zone it is commonplace to try and fight your back into it, but this never works and, in fact, generally speaking the zone gets further away the harder you try to get to it.
Act 1: “In the Zone”
Dude 1: Yo dude, you were totally fucking sick out there. You are in the fucking zone, man. Give me some skin.
{Translation: Greetings, good fellow. Your yonder performance was thoroughly splendid. You are indeed performing better than the norm. Let me congratulate you by shaking your hand}
Dude 2: Good man, I soar with the angels and ride, tall and proud beside the god Helios, upon a golden winged chariot. I speak not to mortal man.
{Translation: Fuck off, loser}
Dude 1: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off
{Translation: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off}
Act 2: “Exit form Zone”
Dude 2: Fuck man, I think I have bust my back, I can’t move my fucking legs. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Dude 1: Fuck you, asshole, where’s your fucking mate Helios now? Ha ha ha.
Dude 2: Get me a fucking medic, man!
Medic: Son, an air ambulance is on its way. I’m just going to give you some oxygen and a shot of morphine. Hang in there, son…
Dude 1: Yo dude, you were totally fucking sick out there. You are in the fucking zone, man. Give me some skin.
{Translation: Greetings, good fellow. Your yonder performance was thoroughly splendid. You are indeed performing better than the norm. Let me congratulate you by shaking your hand}
Dude 2: Good man, I soar with the angels and ride, tall and proud beside the god Helios, upon a golden winged chariot. I speak not to mortal man.
{Translation: Fuck off, loser}
Dude 1: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off
{Translation: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off}
Act 2: “Exit form Zone”
Dude 2: Fuck man, I think I have bust my back, I can’t move my fucking legs. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Dude 1: Fuck you, asshole, where’s your fucking mate Helios now? Ha ha ha.
Dude 2: Get me a fucking medic, man!
Medic: Son, an air ambulance is on its way. I’m just going to give you some oxygen and a shot of morphine. Hang in there, son…
by boarder-dude August 12, 2014
Get the the zone mug.The zone even further out then the 'friend zone'. You are the ultimate friend, 'pretty much like my brother!'. This can apply to women as well, that of being in the 'sister zone'. Once you're in one of these zones though, it's best to come to the realization that you only make out of one zone. Brother zone - moves up to friend zone - friend zone sometimes can move past and become that of a dating partner (when lucky).
Matt: Why are you always hanging with Alicia, why don't you ask her out already?
Dan: Can't man. I'm in the brother zone.
Matt: Crikey!!
Dan: Can't man. I'm in the brother zone.
Matt: Crikey!!
by srirachalover666 November 25, 2014
Get the brother zone mug.It is when your friend finds a new piece of ass/interest and you soon find yourself becoming nonexistent to them. Its more common between a male and female friendship then a same sex friendships.
Megan: "Hey have you noticed since Brad started talking to Kelly he stopped talking to me."
Steve: "Sorry to say this but no matter how you look at it you are in The UNfriend-zone."
Steve: "Sorry to say this but no matter how you look at it you are in The UNfriend-zone."
by Dat Vern August 17, 2012
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Get the Green Hill Zone mug.An area that is specifically demarcated to prevent flatulent behavior in a small, closed area, usually backed up by an obscene fine to prevent it.
A no fart zone is set up to totally criminalize farting whereas in the past, passing gas was merely considered socially rude!
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