Your Mom 

The universal response to everything.

Kale: What are we doing in Science?
Hayley: Your Mom!

Your Mom by thepertyninja May 2, 2007

Your Mom 

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

Your Mom by Hayleeee November 29, 2007

Your mom 

Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.

Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!

Your mom by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009

Your Mom 

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”

Your Mom by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018

your mom 

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

your mom by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

your mom 

birth giver / best and most over used joke ever.

n00b: what'd you do this weekend?
me: YOUR MOM.

your mom by sarahhh$$ April 13, 2006

your mom 

shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"

"yeh well, ya mum"

your mom by ur brizzo February 2, 2004