woof

A sound a wolf and other creatures in the canine family can make

Woof, woof, went the dog.

by Woof gang March 30, 2022

Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021

woof woof

when the dick is too good

“woof woof” while getting hit from the back*

by doggyfluzie27283 September 17, 2021

Woof

The perfect emotion for all situations

‘911, what a woof’
‘What a bunch of woofsters’

by Woofster69420 July 26, 2021

woof

something you say when things are not going great.

person a: i heard kelsey and david are dating again.
person b: woof. they are toxic together.

by phynneas February 28, 2022

woof trap

A “mark” jacuik an asshole straight up bastard !

“That bastard woof trap I knew he couldn’t wheelie”

by Stomper May 17, 2021

woof

Something that should have generated a feeling of sadness and deep empathy but turned out to be just funny (e.g. Sandra Bullock barking in Gravity).

She told me her aunt died because she accidentally mixed bleach in her juice... that was a big woof for me.
That was a pretty woofed story. It was hard to hold my laugh...

by anthropolojizzt June 16, 2021