wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside

dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes

by anonymous July 16, 2022

Big wooden box

A euphemism for a coffin.

He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box

by adirudi June 6, 2025

Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

wooden

used to describe something very cool (adjective)

"That game today was so wooden" "Have a wooden day"

by vruss15 April 11, 2022

Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

by Gabberke December 30, 2022

wooden way

Synonym for boardwalk

They strolled along the wooden way

by Captain Wise December 19, 2020

wooden carimo

wooden carimo is used to sepict someone being murdered in gang warefare and being put in their 'wooden carimo' is to be put in thier coffin

yo'betta watch yo' ass before i bust it with my pea shooter and u end up in yo' wooden carimo

by bootstrap bill dingaling turner May 4, 2005