The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.
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When a guy gets a "Boner" in the middle of the day for no reason. Without having any sexual contact with someone from the opposite sex or without having any sexual thoughts at all.
A Boner that happens for no reason at the most inappropriate time.
A Boner that happens for no reason at the most inappropriate time.
When your sitting in the middle of class and your learning about some boring bullshit and out of no where you noice yourself getting a "hard on" and you cant control it and then you wonder if anyone else is noticing it. This will commonly be known as "Boredom Wood" from now on.
When your bored and just chilling with a group of guy friends just hanging out and then out of no where you realize your getting "wood" and you no it's not normal but you cant help it and then you try to hide it from everyone else in the room.
When your bored and just chilling with a group of guy friends just hanging out and then out of no where you realize your getting "wood" and you no it's not normal but you cant help it and then you try to hide it from everyone else in the room.
by Craig S 111 May 8, 2007
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We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.
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Woodbury Commons is an overpriced piece of shit place to shop, so you can imagine how it is to have to work there.
by Disgruntled Commons Worker April 29, 2007
Get the woodbury commons mug.The action of smoke a Backwood cigar. Typically when the phrase is used it is implied that the individual is not smoking the tobacco in the cigar, instead they fill it with their marijuana.
Him - Yo lets get a pack of woods and spark.
Her - Since when do you smoke Backwoods?
Him - I smoke a wood a day with the loud pack from Pablo from down the block.
Her - Since when do you smoke Backwoods?
Him - I smoke a wood a day with the loud pack from Pablo from down the block.
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Get the smoke a wood mug.A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.
Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010
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