Weezer

A band that used to be good, but no longer is.

Man, Blue and Pinkerton are awesome, but Weezer really screwed it up with Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe.

by idio May 22, 2005

wuhan weezer

When you backflip like a ninja, and you smack a nut on your bitches face mid flip

Bruh I Wuhan weezered that bitch😂

by Iso98 April 6, 2020

weeze

to borrow without intent of giving back, ussually food
other forms - weezed, weezing, slang word by paulie shore

sorry i weezed all your your food
im currently weezing all your bagel bites

by supersweetkelso April 26, 2008

Weeze

the smell of weed and febreze mixed together.

Guy1: Hey! Your mom is walking down the hall way! Spray some Febreze!

Guy2: Sprayyyys

Mom: Why does it always smell like weeze in here!?!?!?!

by TheBitch13 March 7, 2011

weezer

a weezer is a man dick and that is what someone at school told me

stop touch another guys weezer

by suck my johnson April 30, 2007

weezer

An extremely mediocre band that was the precurser to the emo/indie explosion in the US. Their music can range from light-hearted and fun songs about lesbians to the whiny and extremely annoying songs about lesbians.

Weezer is also note-worthy for the fact that they have been kicked out of everry musical genre they have attempted to become a part of. First they were kicked out of nerdcore, then they were kicked out of emo, then they were kicked out of the muppets. It's kinda sad really.

Weezer is not the worst band ever, but they're certainly not the best.

by Mattersy January 20, 2005

wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.

The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.

by temp159753 June 24, 2009