bowl wizard

One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.

see also spliff wizard

Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?

Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

wizard punch

This is where you fart into your open and and shut it like a fist. You then punch someone opening your hand right before their face. Thus wizard punching them.

He wizard punched her in the face causing her to gag.

by Ravonus September 19, 2013

grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.

“My friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consent”

by The Captain Jack March 17, 2022

Unrelated Wizards

A Harry Potter role-playing site, Unrelated Wizards was created when a group of people would spam the comment section of photos on the website Unrelated Captions pretending to be characters . They were then yelled at by Unrelated Captions's Admin. The group decided they must form their own website, and elected the one who called himself "Remus Lupin" to do so, which he painstakingly did. The Unrelated Wizards now spend their time having parties on their forum

Quoted from the site:
Founded by a group of rebels who would take over the comments of photos with unrelated captions, Unrelated Wizards is a website. That's all I have to say.

by Remus John Lupin March 29, 2010

wizard porn

Pornographic material which involves fantasy characters. The characters usually have wands and pointy hats hence the name 'wizard porn'.

A wizard dressed in cloak, pointy hat and wand will be involved in sexual acts with a witch in similar attire. There can also be same sex acts in wizard porn.

by Wandlover November 5, 2007

Twister wizard

When the female sucks the dick while twisting her hands up and down the cock handle.

Wow.. Babe, I didn't know you knew how to give that twister wizard.

by Poopiedoos696969 September 3, 2021

Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun

That guy Michael looks like a stool Wizard just look at the size of his ears

by Crazysteve June 4, 2018