hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.

Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.

by Phoenix October 11, 2003

Hose Hound

An attractive woman, with an unusually huge Ass

Harry: "Oh, look at the fun bags on that hose hound!" Lloyd: "I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti!"

by ForeignDude February 20, 2010

Angry Hose

The act of urinating on a woman's face, then shortly thereafter slapping her with the genitals.

I pulled an Angry Hose last night and we broke up.

by NastyNun June 07, 2004

hose monkey

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

by -=ad0be=- July 24, 2006

Hose Hound

A woman worthy of banging. A sexy babe.

Look at the funbags on that Hose Hound!

by VegasDude January 16, 2005

hose monster

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.

Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!

by gollen October 15, 2003

Panty Hose

A substitute word for condom

condomhatrubbertrojan

"hey do you have the panty hose?"
"yeah."
"okay...let's do this!"
(strange noises come from bedroom)

by GirlScout January 03, 2009