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death witch

A witch whom honor's the departed from the very beginning of life till the end. teaching those who ask for a better way life and leading them to their most desired paths.

one who has surmounted death itself, overcoming all the pleasures of life to obtain a mere existence of evermore understanding, the original sensai.
ive never seen her/him fail to get the results.
do you think she/he made a deal with the devil,...
no its a death witch.
by proxybyname February 21, 2018
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dirty witch

When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.
Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.

Friend: What does this this girl have?

Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.
by birdgirlrocks January 3, 2018
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witch dually

Common West Texas term for a push broom.
Hey Jake, grab that witch dually and sweep that shit up.
by jrob10 February 18, 2015
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Son of a witch

What 9 year olds with dirty minds say around their parents when they want to say son of a bitch.
Why you son of a witch!
by SliceJosiah January 8, 2020
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Witches finger

by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018
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Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
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Asmr witch

The best of the best of asmr amazing would be the "supreme" of asmr voice claim and caring
Wow she is really good she might be a asmr witch
by Asmr witch August 17, 2018
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