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wanking

The most enjoyable thing for a man//woman to do, whilst bored and or by themselves. It involves for a man grabbing his now massive stiff cock and rubbing dry or with lubricant until he shoots a ton of ejaculate cum. For a female, it involves either using fingers or object such as a dildo vibrator. She masturbates by inserting fingers//object into her vagina and in a steady rythmn, rubs her clitoris clitoris until an achievement of orgasm with or without squirting.
"John wanks dry and likes to cum over his girlfriend when she's sleeping. This is wanking"

"Suzie Turns Her Vibrator Up Full To Achieve Orgasms Quicker, Woman Wanking"

"Thomas and Jack Wank Occassionally Together. Mutual Wanking"

"Wanking Is Fun!"

"I've Been Wanking Since I Was 9"
by Perry12321 January 17, 2008
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Extreme Wanking

This is when you masturbate in an unusual way.
You could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
The purpose of extreme wanking is to spice up your wank life
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The Andre Agassi : Double back hander

1. Assume a seated position
2. Point your legs to the heavens.
3. Put your hands underneath your legs.
4. Put both hands around your penis.
5. Enjoy!
by G-spot and McScrote May 25, 2007
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Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking
Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!
by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014
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john wicking

(verb) When you're just fucking killing everything in your path.
I'm fucking john wicking on these kids right now in overwatch.
by xeu July 19, 2019
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Duh! Winning!

The state of being an out-of-control, talented, yet egomanical drug addict while insisting publicly that you're clean and that anyone who calls you out is a moron.
"Dude! I think you need help. You just got fired for driving your sports car into a tree while under the influence of coke, meth and alcohol."

"Duh! Winning!"
by zenpunkbiker March 20, 2011
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wicking off

The act of becoming so enthralled by gaining knowledge from Wikipedia that you originally searched for "bio-luminescence," and, four hours later, are learning the history of "Oktoberfest."
I was wicking off so much yesterday; I started reading about Greek mythology and ended with the controversy of Billy Mays' death.
by Hublahublahubla October 3, 2009
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winning on the square

To win, or achieve success without any foul play, cheating, or manipulation.. By completely fair & ethical & honorable means.
Congrats on coming in 1st place John. You were awesome! I know you worked hard, & all that practice paid off. Thats straight winning on the square!
by littledesertflower September 24, 2011
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