The most enjoyable thing for a man//woman to do, whilst bored and or by themselves. It involves for a man grabbing his now massive stiff cock and rubbing dry or with lubricant until he shoots a ton of ejaculate cum. For a female, it involves either using fingers or object such as a dildo vibrator. She masturbates by inserting fingers//object into her vagina and in a steady rythmn, rubs her clitoris clitoris until an achievement of orgasm with or without squirting.
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by Perry12321 January 17, 2008
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You could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
The purpose of extreme wanking is to spice up your wank life
You could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
The purpose of extreme wanking is to spice up your wank life
Extreme Wanking example
The Andre Agassi : Double back hander
1. Assume a seated position
2. Point your legs to the heavens.
3. Put your hands underneath your legs.
4. Put both hands around your penis.
5. Enjoy!
The Andre Agassi : Double back hander
1. Assume a seated position
2. Point your legs to the heavens.
3. Put your hands underneath your legs.
4. Put both hands around your penis.
5. Enjoy!
by G-spot and McScrote May 25, 2007
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