weinkle

The most powerful being in the universe. Ever.

One time someone misbehaved in front of the Weinkle. This kid's birthday was the next day.

He didn't live to see it.

The Weinkle was unleashed.

by Serious Business April 9, 2008

Wrinkle

A group of senior citizens, similar to a pod of dolphins or a murmeration of starlings.

As the wrinkle swarmed the buffet, John ducked out of sight into the century-old curtains.

Upon seeing a wrinkle of senior citizens forming within the lobby, John preemptively leapt from the balcony into the welcoming rosebush below.

by Nostrastaff November 22, 2016

Cock wrinkle

A term used to insult someone; A term used to addres a mean grandparent or an old parent; the creases on a cock when flacid;

Wow you granda is a cock wrinkle.

Dude youre such a cock wrinkle!

wanna see my cock wrinkle?

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004

whiney winkle

A basement-dwelling adult still dependent upon their parent(s) who spends their day playing video games and protesting against things they do not understand and do not WANT to understand. AKA "snowflakes."

Less than a dozen whiney winkles protested outside the Trump rally attended by 15,000 people with another 4,000 left outside because they were unable to get tickets.

by PanamaDon September 2, 2017

Tiddly Winkler

When you take your middle finger and jam it up a lion's ass and scream ROAR MUDDA FUCKA.

"I gave that piece of shit the Tiddly Winkler."
"Oh god."

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom November 29, 2017

Tommy winkler

To explode your toilet

Dude 1: yo I bout taco bell. 20 minutes later. Dude 2: omg I need to go to the bathroom before I tommy winkler

by Toney is da best July 21, 2023

Van Winkle

Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle

Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!

by maul731 December 23, 2006