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Walter Sobchek

Arguably, the second-lead character of the movie The Big Lebowski, Walter Sobchek is:
Owner of Sobchek Security.
Possibly the only one who gives a shit about the rules.
Is calmer than you are.
Holds court over preferred nomenclatures.
Is not a park ranger, however is well-versed in the current California legislation regarding amphibious rodents.
A fan of Aurthur Digby-Sellers, on a personal level.
Does not know his small dog breeds, specifically the difference between a rat-terrier from a Pomeranian.
Loyal friend to The Dude and Donnie.
Walter Sobchek is my role model.
by lorax210 April 20, 2009
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Heavy Water

D2O, 2 Deuterium, and 1 Oxygen atom. Deuterium is an isotope of hydrogen; it has one extra neutron in the nucleus. Neutrons are what add weight to an atom; this substance is called "Heavy Water" as compared to normal "Light Water." Heavy water exists is most all water, but only in very small amounts (1 in 20 million).

Heavy water is essential to nuclear power using non-enriched uranium. Without it, all uranium must be enriched before use. In WW-II, Hitler attacked Norway for it’s supply of heavy water.
"Heavy water aids in cooling nuclear reactors.
by Contraceptive SpongeBob April 17, 2006
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Wheezy Waiter

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
It's time for a Wheezy Waiter clip.
Subscribe to Wheezy Waiter.
Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
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wasterbate

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
by Toffer92 April 13, 2010
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water cracker

Do you see how fast Chad is swimming?! Look at that water cracker go!
by Spookiest Jim October 5, 2018
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walter the dog

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit
did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE
by michealrosen April 16, 2020
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goodbye waiter

A person who will publicly announce their intention to leave a place, whether it be in real life or on the internet, but will not actually leave until enough people have said 'bye' to them. Often, they will re-announce their intention of leaving multiple times.
"Man, Chris, is such a goodbye waiter. I don't know why he needs everyone in the place to acknowledge that he's leaving, he must be insecure about something."
by jsheppar January 2, 2009
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