washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

Walking Buff Station

A hoe that gives free blowjobs

Madalyn is a walking buff station

by TizzyTism October 27, 2017

Walking Escalator

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.

My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.

by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018

Washington Square Syndicate

This Syndicate founded in October 2022 in Savannah, GA in the unanimously voted best Square in the city, Washington Square. The first of its kind, a socially democratic syndicate that is not to be challenged or messed with. The Syndicate initially formed as an unorganized gang, and as their numbers and muscle grew, they’ve become an elite group of organized rabble rousers that seem to grow stronger by the day. Rumors have flew around Savannah since establishment, every one worse than the one before. Although one thing seems to be known, your pets are safe with the Washington Square Syndicate, you on the other hand… (dun dun dun)

While in its early days, the Syndicate is something this country has never seen before; potentially starting a movement of organized mobsters we haven’t seen since the early days of the Italian Mob.

If you are in Savannah, watch your back. If you end up near Washington Square: pray.

The Washington Square Syndicate is not to be messed with.

by Washington Square Syndicate October 8, 2022

Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle were presumably re-discovered by Chinese zoologist Ping Long-Wang in 1963 along the coasts of Peru. Ping noted the peculiar way in which these turtles walked on land, much unlike other sea turtles in the oceans.

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.

The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.

Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.

The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.

Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.

Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.

There is a Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle in Central Park Zoo in New York, New York, USA.

by Rudius Maximus November 30, 2010

Gangster Wanking

when you chronically masterbate to hip hop videos and so forth!

Conner: william why do you always watch hip videos?
William: because im a gangster wanking!

by trippywill May 11, 2013

Pervert Washington

An intense spaz and filthy dirty smoker who happens to be a pervert in the worst way possible causing him to be feared by all making him alone forever

Boy is that Wesley a really big Pervert Washington,like the perfect definition of one...

by SexyStalin January 18, 2019