nuclear warming

A bizarre, nonsensical term, used as a prelude to an insanity defense

"The biggest problem we have in the whole world — it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming, and all it takes is one madman and you're gonna have a problem the likes of which the world has never seen."

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

waxing the candle

To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.

Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.

by HoeDurr June 1, 2006

waving

A motion done in popping where joints of an appendage or upper torso are moved to emulate a wave.

Wow, When Poppin' Taco is waving he's hella sick and well controlled

by BadboyFLIP July 20, 2006

waring

Being in a war. Gaming word.

Dude: "hey, wat ya doin?"
Geek: "shut up! i'm waring."

by Colandus December 28, 2009

WAXING ASS

To have sexual intercourse

Caller 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Caller 2: I have sherill here and we are straight waxing ass!
Caller 1: Wax away my friend, wax away.

by shelby123 February 14, 2008

warming up

1. developing a buzz

2. getting drunk but have not achieved the level of shit hammered

My day's been pretty shitty but I'm warming up now.

by SwollenMonkeyCock November 27, 2009

farm warming

Though it sounds like a party for a yuppie gentlemen farmer to show his friends the acre, the cow, and the carbon-neutral construction bamboo and mahogany barn, a "farm warming" is in fact just a code name for a big gay sex party. Usually the attendants are pretty much the same people who would be at an actual farm-warming, and it can occur in a carbon neutral barn structure.

"Spencer and Jack never came home last night after that 'farm warming' they went to -- I guess all that plowing tired them out."
"Either that or the huge amounts of gay sex."
"Yeah, one of those."

by GaySexPartiezUnveiled July 12, 2009