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Mr. Wobble

by Gypsystar03 April 15, 2023
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hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.
Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!
by Northern Norm July 5, 2015
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Wook wobble

the absolute shattering of your world as you know it and the beginning of the psychedelic experience that actually is your life.
Ex: whoa! Eddie looks a lot more relaxed and sure of himself. I’ve never seen him go with the flow. What gives?

Oh, it seems he got himself a wook wobble
What’s that?
Put this tab on your tongue to find out!
by aka_Boo November 3, 2020
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Fuck wobble

Definition of a fuck wobble is a person who shows little or no respect for another person... Basically a bully
Look at John being a complet fuck wobble to laura
by Old hoot July 11, 2016
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Wobbly Vision

A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.
Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.

i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022
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Wobbly Ostridge

Where the woman lays on the ground, and the man stands above the woman with his feet by her ears, facing the direction of the woman's feet. He then assumes the "ostridge position" with his face in the woman's muff. Then, the lady shakes his legs, making the man wobble.
You dog! You wobbly ostridged her didn't you?!
by Rural.Juror March 10, 2015
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wobbly worm

a type of ginger girl who thinks shes all that but is actually a wobbly worm. Its unfortunate to be around one as it starts to rub off on you
oh yeah, you know Anjelica, yeah shes is such a wobbly worm!!
by w0man_l0ver February 28, 2022
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