T-Mobile Wifi

It seems perfect when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023

Wiffly

To be in a very happy/random state, often being extremely spontaneous, and laughing at almost anything. Usually arises from extreme tiredness or light-headedness.

John was laughing for an hour today because someone said 'turtle!' He's being really wiffly.

by Andor Gillian June 21, 2011

wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

Shnipple Wiffle

A cooler, more advanced way to say "sniper rifle" while playing any online game such as Halo, Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Battlefield, etc.

I invented this word, let that be known. It lessens the tension in a match and also makes the user sound like a total badass if pulled off correctly with the proper 'old-skool' accent.

Player 1: Aw, man, there's like 12 enemies behind that wall over there!

Badass (in very hardcore, deep, quiet tone): Don't worry, my Shnipple Wiffle will take those fuckers out...

by BehindYou May 14, 2011

get free wifi anywhere you go

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

by corosite November 18, 2020

Wikifitti

When some one writes some grafitti and others edit it freely much like a wiki site

Gorge bush rox
* 2 weeks later*
Gorge bush rox the gay strip joints
*4 weeks later*
Only douchebags write wikifitti

by homgen4 April 21, 2007

wiffey

When your someones Wife, only this is a teenagers way of saying it.

I took my wiffey to the movies last night.

by Sam Mister August 24, 2006