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Weiner Wonderland 

A place a dude takes a chick to show how how wonderful his weiner is.
"I'm about to take this bitch to weiner wonderland tonight, maybe even end up at bonnerville"
Weiner Wonderland by V Rizzle August 21, 2013

weiner solo 

When a man flops his penis around like he is playing a guitar
Weiner solos are so fun and addicting
weiner solo by Sagan Hater May 26, 2014

weiner pill 

The magic pill that will make a limp weiner hard.
Today is my Anniversary. I better take a couple weiner pills..!

Weiner Standard Time 

The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.

There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.
Mom, can you pick me up?

Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Is that Weiner Standard Time?

Yes

O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!

Weiner texting

To send pictures of one's genitals via text message or Twitter in the manner of former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner.
No, my boyfriend was Weiner texting me the whole time.

weiner bra 

a device made of fabric used to strap down a penis
dude, i keep getting boners in public! i think i need a weiner bra
weiner bra by misskitty13 July 8, 2011