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waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.
"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"
by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017
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Dick in waiting

The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.
While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.
by SexyJammies January 12, 2021
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wait, what?!

the phrase when a middle schooler is instructed by a gym teacher to do something
little Timmy was told to go to the far left side of the gym. his response was "wait, what?!"
by bobbobby1234567890 March 5, 2020
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Wait what?

Typical expression used when you are surprised by something but you werent paying attention to the person who is telling you it.
Used also as “you cant be serious”
Marcel: I went to the shop, then I went to schiol, then I had lunch, then I banged your sister, then I...
You: Wait what?

Or

Nurse: you have been in a coma for six years
You: Oh I m looking forward to see my relatives
Nurse: They all died in a carcrash
You: There are so many things I want to d... Wait what?
by Ebreonazista May 23, 2018
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mail waiting

When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.
Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!
by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018
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Wait of Shame

When you contemplate in the hallway if you should tell your parents you pissed the bed
I had to do the wait of shame when I pissed the bed last year
by Chunky little boy November 30, 2021
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Wait a tarnation

Wait a tarnation, where my fertalizer go?
by BagleMiester March 25, 2017
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