vagabro

An offshoot of the typical bro specimen that displays hipster-like characteristics but seems to contradict the very nature of the hipster. A vagabro has a short wardrobe consisting of wholesale gym/basketball shorts and sports/plain white t-shirts, sometimes even sporting an unauthentic jersey. The vagabro does not adapt to formal, or even party-casual situations maintaining the same attire and attitude all throughout. The vagabro shares most of its uncultured interests with a bro, but would detest to and hide any affiliation with such people often attempting to appear indie or different by referencing niche 50's classics as their favorite films and obscure or forgotten genres as their preferred musical entertainment. In reality they love 50 cent, Owl City, Dubstep, Family Guy, Call of Duty and above all Michael Bay films.

Frat Bro "Sorry dude, I can't let you in wearing gym shorts and a white tee, it's not a good look."
Vagabro "What man? Cause I'm not wearing that A&F shit and a snapback?"
Frat Bro "No. Cause you're wearing gym shorts to a party."
Vagabro "Whatever man, this music sucks anyway maybe you should try playing some Radiohead instead of this 2 Chainz shit. Maybe you'd get some real people to come instead of these fucking drones."
Frat Bro "Dude.. are gym shorts a new hipster trend?"

by charlie chan & the stooges September 21, 2012

Vaganal Fluid

Vaganal Fluid is the mixture of a women's bodily fluids produced anywhere from her vagina to her anus.

Person One: What's up with your piss, girl?? It's always so thick and dark looking...

Person Two: It's vaganal fluid. A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend fucked me so hard that I ended up with a vaganus!

Person One: So, what you're saying is that isn't piss... right? Are you saying that it's your piss, shit, and cum all mixed together?

Person Two: Unfortunetly, yes... you are correct.

by SmokeTwibz November 14, 2013

Vagamas

Pajama pants made from the softest material in the known universe.

I've put on my Vagamas, and feel almost like I'm resting in the womb of a marshmallow mermaid.

by bluescr February 14, 2014

vagagitate

When you become agitated so badly that only a human with a vagina could cause that pain upon you.

Babe, you're really getting on my nerves. Stop vagagitating me. Vagagitate

by Extra Medium Jay May 15, 2015

vaganaise

A popular condiment consisting of a white creamy substance disharged from the female genetalia.

For a healthy, vibrant glow, start your day off with a dose of vaganaise cream.

by Gavin's October 12, 2015

Vagacid

When a female's secretion is too acidic and burns holes and or bleaches female underwear, or causes unknown harm to the male face

Girl, my vagacid bleached my black panties.
Girl, my vagacid ate holes in my panties.

by Highland hotel June 8, 2016

vagadictorian

The biggest whore in your graduating class.

She’s been named our class vagadictorian. She’s been ridden more times than an old bicycle seat.

by Babythumper4 September 29, 2017