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An offshoot of the typical bro specimen that displays hipster-like characteristics but seems to contradict the very nature of the hipster. A vagabro has a short wardrobe consisting of wholesale gym/basketball shorts and sports/plain white t-shirts, sometimes even sporting an unauthentic jersey. The vagabro does not adapt to formal, or even party-casual situations maintaining the same attire and attitude all throughout. The vagabro shares most of its uncultured interests with a bro, but would detest to and hide any affiliation with such people often attempting to appear indie or different by referencing niche 50's classics as their favorite films and obscure or forgotten genres as their preferred musical entertainment. In reality they love 50 cent, Owl City, Dubstep, Family Guy, Call of Duty and above all Michael Bay films.
Frat Bro "Sorry dude, I can't let you in wearing gym shorts and a white tee, it's not a good look."
Vagabro "What man? Cause I'm not wearing that A&F shit and a snapback?"
Frat Bro "No. Cause you're wearing gym shorts to a party."
Vagabro "Whatever man, this music sucks anyway maybe you should try playing some Radiohead instead of this 2 Chainz shit. Maybe you'd get some real people to come instead of these fucking drones."
Frat Bro "Dude.. are gym shorts a new hipster trend?"
vagabro by charlie chan & the stooges September 21, 2012
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vagabond 

Wanderers

Often homeless
Jesus was a vagabond in his mid thirties and on.
vagabond by larstait October 15, 2003
a woman whose never shaven her vagina
and it sticks out of her bathing suit wildly
Damb I can see that girls vagafro from here.

Last night coming back from the club i couldn't even get my way past her vagafro
vagafro by P&B February 23, 2008

vagabond 

a lone wondering person often called a drifter or a loner, unable to fit in regular socity and has no stationary home
dude drake is such a vagabond moving from city to city every week hes got no home
vagabond by Captain_Pudge April 14, 2005

Vagabronding 

Traveling to an exotic location (usually on a small budget) with a close friend or bro.
Mike and Vincent couldn't make it to the party, they are vagabronding in Panama right now.
Vagabronding by Jayson McWild October 27, 2015

vagabondary

Engaging vagabond-esque activities on a regular basis (primarily things that most would consider to fit into the category of 'ridiculous').
Timothy Ferriss (author, "The 4-Hour Workweek") is an expert at vagabondary.
vagabondary by Andrew Meredith November 19, 2007

Vagabondonial

Vagabondonial or vagabondonialism is when a person is showing symptoms of becoming a vagabond or displaying dullard like actions.
Timothy just ate yam and peanut butter what vagabondonial behaviour”
“Jimmy and his mate drank bleach think it was juice because of there vagabondonial behaviour”
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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