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Trailing vortex

The trailing vortex, also known, smewhat erroneously, as the 'wingtip vortex', is created due to the pressure differentials between the upper and lower sides of an aircraft wing. The resultant vorticity 'coils up' to form distinct trailin vortices, trailing from the wingtips. The assumption of perfect line-vortex systems from the wingtips is inherent in the horseshoe vortex model.
The trailing vortex was visible in the air.
by victorhadin December 7, 2003
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Vortexian

1. A person with a lack of brain cells and common sense.
"That man is such a Vortexian."
by Big Bloop May 25, 2019
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facebook vortex

The suspension of time when you are on facebook. You may think you've been on for 5 minutes, but when you look at the clock you realize it's been 2 hours. You've been sucked into the facebook vortex.
Sorry I didn't call you- I got on facebook at 8, and got sucked into the facebook vortex! Next thing I knew it was 11!

I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!
by catuzcat May 17, 2010
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vort

A "vort" is somebody that is so depressed or depressing, that he/she sucks others into his/her vortex of insufferable misery.
"Hey man, did you talk with Vort this weekend?"
"Yeah, unfortunately I did. I started off in a really great mood, because I'd just gotten an amazing promotion at work, my girlfriend gave me the best blowjob of my life, and my team just won the World Series. But then I talked with Vort about his problems. Now I want to fucking kill myself and all those around me."
"Shit...that's rough man."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!! Sorry buddy,...I'm just...I'm just really, really upset right now..."
by Janine McGregor April 26, 2014
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iq vortex

A phrase used to describe someone of such little intelligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadequate that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence quotients spiral out of control into IQ absolute zero.
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally unintelligent person.
Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"

Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"

Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
by Dr. wilkins III July 19, 2007
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Vortexting

noun

• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.

verb (trans.)

• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."

person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
by Drubixcube June 30, 2009
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vortexas

when you're stuck in Texas and can't leave the state.
I'd love to visit Chicago sometime, but right now I'm stuck in a vortexas.
by Gskala01 May 18, 2011
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