When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.
Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
by EH.star.33 October 1, 2023
Get the Tara updatemug. Downgrades disguised as security patches and bug fixes to electronics and computer software. Not to be confused with upgrades, which traditionally were supposed to enhance a software product's user experience.
"I lost more control of my computer after the latest automatic updates."
"My smartphone app took features and functions away! And now, they want me to pay for the subscription gimmick or pro versions after the latest updates."
"My smartphone app took features and functions away! And now, they want me to pay for the subscription gimmick or pro versions after the latest updates."
by zorakblinks July 19, 2021
Get the Updatesmug. A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
Get the Steve wilks once more updatedmug. by arum1784632785 May 5, 2024
Get the national relationship update daymug. The definition of being a beggar and a child for asking when is an update constantly, on a Sunday in the Greenville Discord server. This will also apply when no update schedule is present and chaos suddenly escalates in #general where the same type of kids cannot read #news to see what Hunter has said.
Some random 12 year old kid said: @Smeers @Hunter when is update COMING I NEED IT NOW OR I END GREENVILLE AND QUIT ROBLOX FOREVER IM BEGGING YOU
by Noobzii March 16, 2021
Get the when is updatemug. by its_realtommy October 22, 2023
Get the Update 20mug. by g h o s t l y August 28, 2019
Get the update synapsemug.