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mullet underwear

Women's underwear that is "business in the front, party in the back."
For example, a pair of regular looking panties in the fron with a big butt cleavage area in the back. "Look at the pair of mullet underwear that hot model chick is wearing!"

Double ended underwear boat 

Ususally plural, since it requires a hard on and a turtle head at the same time. Also known as a Double ender.
He left in a real hurry after he said he was pushin cotton. I think he got excited too because when he stood up he had a double ended underwear boat goin on.

racetrack underwear 

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.
My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.

Black underwear 

Means the person wearing them is definitely DTF
Man: Oh I see you're in black underwear.

Woman: Yes I wanted some penis

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments) 

Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.
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Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

skidded up hulk underwear 

underwear with the hulk on it that has shit streaks running down the underwear and his legs
hey man you no anthony lingle i swear i looked up his shorts and i seen some skidded up hulk underwear.