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It's unicorn spelt wrong kids.
A unicorn is a magical horse that has a large horn on the tip of it's muzzle.
It is said to be able to have magical powers.
Yes, the unicorn is not real.
Also see Charlie the unicorn
"Charlie> your a unicorn"
"I'm a unicon"
"Damn, unicorn!"
by x3@habbzo April 26, 2009
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[Union Jake]-Off

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.
Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.
by SerySer January 26, 2009
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union

A democratic worker organization that enables employees to join together with one another in order to negotiate compensation, benefits, working conditions, and other terms of employment with their employer. Unions ensure that employers are 1) fair, 2) accountable and 3) responsive to employee concerns. Unions establish a process by which to deal with workplace issues and ensure that said process is applied evenly to employees.
By joining together with my coworkers to form a union, we fought for and won better benefits and a voice at work.
by Lboogie August 16, 2007
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The Union

This was the official name of the North during the American Civil War. The soldiers were identified with blue uniforms, and different trim colors according to which ever branch of the army they belonged to. i.e. Cavalry=Yellow and Dark Blue; Artillery=Red and Dark Blue.
The Union consisted of 34 states: Maine, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky, Wisconsin, Missouri, Iowa, Minnesota, Kansas, California, Nevada, Oregon, and others.
After four years of brutal, off and on fighting, as well as the invasion of Northern States (Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, West Virginia, Maryland, and Pennsylvania), the determined and enduring stance of the Union finally prevailed, and the South was defeated.
The Union was able to destroy and thoroughly shut out the southern Confederacy.
by Republican Warrior July 26, 2005
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European Union

Originaly an idea to united all nations in Europe to profit and prosper in each others wealth and well being. In reality is an enoumous drain on each countries wealth as well as taking away member nations unique identity. Unfairly governed by the French and Germans.
Politian1: Lets spend our money on something worthwhile for our country
Politian2: Na lets blow it on the EU
by Dave McDave May 31, 2004
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Union Break

When doing a job with friends or family, a damn good excuse to have a beer, sit down, and spectate....the hardest job of all.

usually used as a joke, people will laugh
Father: okay son, lets load this equipment into the truck
(half way through)
Father: UNION BREAK!
by PhatPJ March 25, 2009
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Fork Union Military Academy

A school in the middle on fucking no where and dip is the drug. It teaches you how to live with gays and how to be the best dick sucker. One important skill that is taught is how to masturbate without waking up your roommate. You learn to get around everything in life and how to hide fairly large items on your bod, cough cough.. there are too many ignorant niggers and weird ass white kids. takes away you freedom, social life and childhood memories and replaces them with images of naked guys staring at the bar of soap you just dropped on the shower floor. You learn to make a necklace that holds your soap after that terrifying experience. no bitches just a bunch of horny guys trying to organize a circle jerk. its a wonderful school :).
by joe blows hard January 27, 2013
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