tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

Tweet hole

Unfiltered Twitter rants; the social media version of a "cake hole" or "pie hole."

Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.

by AdonisGenes March 19, 2011

Face-Tweet

The act of "tweeting" by using your facebook wall instead of a Twitter account.

If you want to know what she is up to, just look at her wall on Facebook. She is a Face-Tweeter.

by MTS 2010 July 27, 2010

pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day

Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!

by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011

Ambien Tweeting

-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.

“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr

by cryjustice June 12, 2018

crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

by laxqt24 January 14, 2010

Clown tweeting

Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.

A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?

B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.

by IamHanFei January 18, 2021