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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

These guys are NOT ninja!

They are samurai!!!

Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!

Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.

Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
Example? Watch the damn tv show!
by Psydon July 13, 2005
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turtles/turts

Slang used in Hawai'i regarding time.

1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.

You can also just use the short term and say "turts"

*only to replace thirty*
BILLY: brah, what time you start work today
JEAN: 9 turtles

either turtles/turts could be used
by Dennis&G of Ewa Beach November 14, 2009
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ninja turtles

The most fucked up cartoon in the world!

Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!
How Ninja Turtles was made:

Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!

Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!

Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!

Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?

Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!

Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?

Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!

Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...
by Maxel J April 4, 2008
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turtleing

Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!
by Juliahh August 14, 2006
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turtleboy

gnarly pimp who lays down the hammers
that guy on the forums...
by tim November 18, 2003
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Turkleton

A sexual position in which the male holds the female upside down and backwards so the females anus is positioned in front of the males mouth. The female then proceeds to bend backwards and give the male head while the male either eats out her ass, fingers her vag, or both.
I was getting bored of fucking her face to face so we decided to get kinky and try the turkleton.
by little_drummer_boy July 4, 2009
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Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.
by Troy September 25, 2004
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