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Describing, but not exclusively limited to, the bleached blonde, tanning bed leather skin mutated, out of touch with literally everything, broken down women who willingly and happily live in Trumps America. These "ladies" encourage old white men to make decisions on their genitals, make statements like "I don't see color", most likely drive their dad or their husbands Range Rover, Mercedes, BMW, etc..., live by whatever rules and morals their husband who definitely cheats on them commands, and firmly live their lives under the truths of alternate facts.
by Bo Vine Joni May 18, 2017
Get the trumpster slut mug.A party held at Brandon University School of Music every year during jazz fest where each trumpet player funnels a beer through a trumpet, then the Last Post is played on said trumpet, and then it is smashed to bits.
by Brian Humphries March 23, 2007
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by creedmoor May 6, 2006
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: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"
"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."
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"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."
"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
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by mockschmock December 9, 2006
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