1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.
2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!
3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet
2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!
3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet
by Adam Green June 24, 2007
When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"
C - "Bruh."
C - "Bruh."
by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023