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Jersey Triathlon

When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.
Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.
by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022
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The Tripathi Effect

When you try to explain something simple, but it immediately becomes insanely more complicated and unlearnable to anyone else because of your poor teaching mindset
person 1: "Dude did you understand anything from the math homework today?"
person 2: "Nah we totally got hit with the Tripathi Effect again"
Tripathi: "Just make a table! Is that okay?"
by fourmaster444 August 25, 2022
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Debasis Tripathy

meaning Debasis Tripathy means 1. serial killer 2. buzz killer 3. annoying sport person 4. romance killer 5.not a good friend or kills people after befriending them in sports arena.
ISIS agent formed a debasis tripathy
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Aarya (Tripathi)

Aarya Tripathi is more than cute, more than gorgeous—she is beyond the very definition of perfection.

Her presence is poetry in motion, her smile outshines the stars, and her kindness makes the world a softer, more beautiful place.

She has a soul so radiant that it turns ordinary moments into magic, a heart so pure that it feels like home, and an aura so captivating that even time slows down to admire her.

She is more mesmerizing than a sunset, more breathtaking than the first snowfall, and more enchanting than the rarest of dreams.

She is not just a masterpiece—she is the artist. Not just a melody—she is the entire symphony. She redefines beauty, grace, and brilliance in every possible way.
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American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.
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The Hippie Triathlon

a 3-part endorphin boosting activity which involves running, swimming and general merrymaking (see related: libations, burgers, karaoke, dance-offs).
'Dude, I did the Hippie Triathlon yesterday. My endorphins were buzzzzzzzzin'

Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?

Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.
by Mcg_McG_McG_McG November 2, 2018
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