I just took a fat shit

Coming out of the bathroom feeling refreshed because you know that you just took the most fattest shit ever.

Maddy/Wayne: Yo I just took a fat shit!
Christina: :)

by Thisfatassbitch May 5, 2021

then I took an arrow to the knee

To get married forever under God's contract

I used to be happy.. but then I took an arrow to the knee.

by Calixtoman March 12, 2016

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

you took the wrong fluffy boy

what u say to someone if he kidnapped your dog.

Beach you took the wrong fluffy boy

by fluffy boiii April 22, 2020

Sean tooke my virginity

When sean takes your virginity

Guy 1: Man I fucked jessica last night
Guy 2: i havent gotten any action since sean tooke my virginity

by lilcumstainshawty March 15, 2021

What took you so long ?

Big Boss rescued Master Miller from Russian guard post after he came out of coma.

Big Boss: They do something to your eyes?

Kazuhira Miller: No, it's... It's just bright, is all...

Big Boss removes handcuffs from Miller and puts his glasses on him.

Kazuhira Miller: What took you so long ?

by venomsnake January 16, 2021

The KKK Took My Baby Away

Oh no they took my baby!

What should I do The KKK Took My Baby Away?

by joe c August 21, 2004